After an unexpected rockslide in Antelope Canyon, we were trapped in the caverns for two months. No food. No water. No communication with the outside world. All we had were these shirts. Right as we were on the brink on cannibalizing our weakest members, one small voice said 'What if we ate the shirts?'. So, we all ate the shirts, and that's what kept us alive long enough to get rescued.
None of us can even look at these shirts anymore. Buy them. Get them away from us, PLEASE!